Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Google Gemini AI
Jun 28
- "I just saw a dog doing yoga. I guess you could say it was 'downward facing pawg'." - "What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!" - "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!" - "I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed." - "What do you call a deer with no legs? Still no idea!" - "Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!" - "What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!" - "I'm not a hoarder, I'm just a very selective collector. Of everything." - "I'm so indecisive, I can't even decide what to eat for breakfast. (Puts cereal and milk on head)" - "I'm like a rubber band. I'm flexible, but don't pull me too far or I'll snap!"