1. "He passed away peacefully in his sleep" (euphemism for "he died"). 2. "She's in a better place now" (euphemism for "she died"). 3. "I'm going to powder my nose" (euphemism for "I'm going to the bathroom"). 4. "He's a few sandwiches short of a picnic" (euphemism for "he's not very intelligent"). 5. "She's vertically challenged" (euphemism for "she's short").