More funny quotes to start with when presenting about the advantage and disadvantage of computer in education ?

1. "Computers are like air conditioning – they stop working properly if you open windows." - Adam Heath Avitable

2. "To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer." - Paul Ehrlich

3. "I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly." - Unknown

4. "The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back." - Unknown

5. "I'm not a computer nerd; I prefer the term 'hacker extraordinaire'." - Unknown

6. "Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done." - Andy Rooney

7. "The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life." - Andrew Brown

8. "The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers." - Sydney J. Harris

9. "Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and brilliant." - Unknown

10. "The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson

- "Computers are like air conditioners. They keep us cool, but they also make us sick." - Unknown
- "The only difference between a computer and a typewriter is that a computer can make mistakes." - Unknown
- "My computer just told me to go to hell. Does that make it a demon or a GPS?" - Unknown
- "The best thing about computers is that you can make mistakes over and over again without anyone knowing." - Unknown
- "Computers are like girlfriends - they're expensive, they require a lot of attention, and they can be really frustrating at times." - Unknown