How are you, madam?

I'm just a computer program, so I don't have feelings or emotions. How can I assist you today?

As a non-biological AI language model, I don't have personal feelings or experiences. I am a computer program designed to help people with a wide range of language-related tasks, such as answering questions, generating text, or translating languages.

Therefore, I do not have a personal state of being or the ability to feel well or unwell. I am always available to assist you with any language-related tasks you may have, to the best of my abilities.